Yesterday was my first day back at work. It. Was. Fabulous. By definition, I am not a necrophile. I have no desire to have sex with corpses, nor am I at all turned on by them. But I have a twisted desire to be around them. To run my hands over dead flesh. To hold once beating hearts in my hands. And occasionally pretend to eat them while making omnomnom sounds. It is always a plus when other techs throw up from my behavior. That amuses me.
After cutting off the scull cap and removing the brain, I was struck with a bit of inspiration courtesy of Finding Nemo. I cradled the brain like a small child and using a Dory voice said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy!" Dr. K stopped me and went to take the brain to start his examination. I slapped him, and in the same voice said "BAD! My Squishy!"
I enjoy work a little too much.
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