Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Dear Obese Shopper

First off, you are slow to walk behind, and that pisses me off. And what is with you using scooters at the grocery store? If you are so fat that you can’t walk chances are you don’t need to be at the grocery store. I am a firm believer that doors to grocery stores should only be 15 inches wide. And if your knees hurt so you can’t walk, lose some weight! Your knees will stop hurting if you aren’t carrying around 100 extra pounds.

Don’t feed me that damn line of you are only fat because of a medical condition. And whine that you don’t really eat that much. You do! No matter what you think, four billion calories are just too much in a day. Try cutting down to 1300 and exercising. Fat fuck. You are disgusting.

By the way, reader, I will be leaving friday and won't be back for awhile... So bye if I don't talk to you before then.

No comments:

Post a Comment