To anyone who's ever tried to commit suicide, fuck you. You make the rest of our lives fucking hell. Nobody wants to have to manage your estate when you die. And if you have animals, a double fuck you. Especially if you have more than 60 of them. Who the hell is going to take care of them if you die? Chances are your family doesn't give two shits about them and only tolerate them because you're alive.
So, in closing. Don't try to kill yourself until you have gotten rid of your animals and sold you house to people like me don't get stuck with all that crap. Life insurance would be nice too. And make your method something awesome so the medical examiner, staff and your friends at the mortuary have something to talk about.
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