EDUCATION: Stop this 'no child left behind' bullshit. If your kid doesn't make the cut for graduation, s/he's not going to. If the child is more than two years behind because of a reason not related to a mental disability, they will go to a military style school until they straighten up enough to learn in a proper classroom. All schools will be on a year round schedule and all will be uniformed. Parents will be held accountable for their childs attendance and actions. And while I'm talking about kids, there will be an end to all foreign adoptions and the the adoption system here will be revamped to people can get the kids they want in a timely and cost effective manner. There will also be a two child rule. While delivering your second child, the OB will remove your uterus. If you want more than two kids, adopt.
IMMIGRATION: Stop wasting money patrolling the borders. Instead sell hunting passes to any backwoods country redneck that applies and can see. Hand them a machine gun and have at it. If the illegals trying to pass over thought their birth country was unsafe, wait until they see the hunting parties heading out. But if you want to come over legally, then go through proper channels and you will be welcomed. (link)
AGRICULTURE: Slaughter houses, commercial egg and dairy farms and feed lots will be shut down. Local butchers and small ranchers will have a monopoly on any animal products. Anyone caught neglecting or starving an animal will get the same legal ramifications as someone who neglects a child. There will be an incentive for farmers to grow lucrative crops and build greenhouses.
FOREIGN AFFAIRS: Pull out any and all support to other countries. If anyone attacks us, drop bombs on their country until they surrender or there is no country left. I personally don't care which. I am not saying there will be no army, just that we have no need to be funneling money into other countries when our own is already in debt.
FINANCE: Taxes will not go up once all the foreign aid ends, because this is what I am channeling into health care. To reduce the already strained finances, anyone on welfare is off of it. If they can't afford their 10 kids then they will be rehomed. As for those on disability, someone will be coming to see how disabled you really are. And no, obesity and obesity related illnesses aren't considered a disability anymore. To offset road costs, that tax will be added to petrol. I predict it will go up at least 200 percent. Commercial truckers are tax exempt to keep prices down on food and goods. Marijuana and prostitution will be legalized and taxed. Anything high in sugar would have a higher tax.
HEALTH CARE: Every citizen and those with a valid visa starts with health care. Anyone who abuses this (hypochondriacs, drug addicts, the homeless drunk who get a ride in an ambulance to the er every night, illegals) will lose their health care benefits and be turned down at the hospital. Anyone who wants a permanent form of birth control will not be turned down, regardless of age. Mental heath facilities will be highly accessible.
LEGAL SYSTEM: This needs to be totally revamped. Any male sex offenders will have their dangley bits cut off. Female sex offenders will be fully spayed. If either repeat, they will be publicly beheaded (as will murderers, those who neglect their child/animal and anyone who violates the two child law). Thieves will have their hands cut off (and become ineligible for disability). Most prisons will become work camps. It will be legal in any state to shoot trespassers as long as you own the property (this includes protecting your house from peddlers of things and religion).
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