Dear Nasty-ass Skank at the overpriced coffee shop. You know who you are. Let me start by saying that you think you look good, but you don't. Cover Girl won't help you because you have nothing to work with. You are NOT average size, you are fat. You would do yourself a favor by looking in a mirror for a reality check. Wearing spandex mini-shorts that say 'Juicy' across your double wide ass isn't attractive. Neither is that spagetti strap shirt that's 2 sizes too small. Nobody want to see your armpit fat or back rolls hanging out.
And while we're on the subject of what people don't want to see... When I am waiting in line to get my triple espresso soy latte in the morning, I don't want to watch you scratch your ass and spread your legs like a dirty skank whore. If I can see your pubes, there is a problem. And please keep your rude kid under control. You may think his behaviour is 'cute' and laugh when he walks up and sticks his hand under my skirt and grabs my thigh, but it's not. That is a fast way to get smacked, as your little bastard child found out.
How can you be so stupid as to think that the overpriced coffee shop was going to take food stamps? The cute underpaid guy behind the counter may not look annoyed when you ask him to be patient as you count out your total in coins, but that doesn't mean you have a shot with him. Nasty ass skanks with ridiculously untamed children don't get dates with hot guys. Accept it. Don't make me listen to you whine about not being able to get a date while I'm drinking my overpriced coffee. Just go away.
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