I come from a family rich in diagnosed personality disorders, namely narcissism and antisocial psychopathy. My uncle is serving a life sentence in Ely, Nevada for killing his wife and two daughters, age 6 and 9. His brother, my father, had an arrest record as thick as a romance novel, and nearly as juicy. And me, well, let's just say I take after his side of the family. Between the three of us, we have been charged with murder, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, statutory rape, breaking and entering, larceny and arson. It looks like there is going to be another member added to our elite club.
My sister called me today to talk about her nearly five year old son, Bobby. Evidently, Bobby decided that he wanted to set the house on fire because she scolded him for hitting his twin sister. While she had Janie downstairs, Bobby grabbed a lighter and set the living room couch on fire. Sister thinks that I can help her curb his behavior. My only advice was to give away her dog before Bobby moves on to other methods of venting his frustration.
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