I would like to congratulate you on your conquest. I know a big 6' guy like you must have had a hell of a time taking down a 5'5" 18 year old college cheerleader. And restraining such a small girl must have been a bitch. I bet that hundred pounds you had on her didn't help with her trying to kick you in the nads. I'd like you to plan your next attack on one of the campuses private residents. In fact, I encourage you to chose me. Don't worry about the concealed weapon I keep my hand on when I'm out at night. Although I do have to apologize ahead of time, I hear a gut shot with a 45 hurts like hell.
Sincerely,
Come Out And Play
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