Vampires (glittery ones not withstanding) are thought to be evil by nature. They are damned, if one believes in that sort of thing. Zombies are not typically thought to be evil by nature, but instead are seen as doing evil things. Both are driven by an undying need to eat. Vampires need blood, zombies need brains. There is no room for time dedicated to watching a tractor pull or taking a long leisurely walk down the beach just to watch the waves.
If there was an epic battle and all that was left were tyrannosaurus rexs, zombies and vampires, the T-rex would win out... but since they already had their turn on earth, they aren't factored into my equation and I'm not sure why I'm bringing them up.
Okay, if there was an epic battle and all that was left were zombies and vampires, both would be pretty screwed. I figure the zombies would end up winning. And for a pretty good reason. (I think.) Vampires would be desperate to eat and end up trying to feed on the zombies, leaving them open for attack. Zombies don't need their blood, but vampires need their brains.
This is not taking into account that they may infect each other and there could be a super race of vampire zombies...
(No, this post didn't go anywhere. Yes, I've had too much to drink... thank you for noticing.)
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