Why is it that this time of year the christians come out in full force to convert you? My company had a christmas lunch in the lobby today and pretty much demanded everyone go. Everyone was scheduled to work and our secret santa picks were stapled to our checks a few weeks ago. I dropped my last minute gift off at the desk this morning and chose to work through lunch. Hell, bodies aren't going to embalm themselves, right? Some bitch I barely know who works with the living decided to come invade my space to preach to me about the word of her 'lord and savior' and demanded to know why I wasn't celebrated 'his day' with everyone else. Uhh... because I'm an atheist? Mainly because I find that if I'm stuck in a room with a bunch of people I have a hard time not wanting to kill one of them. I failed to mention that one in her 40 minute long interrogation.
If I wanted something to numb my brain I wouldn't choose religion. I would choose alcohol. Fuck me. Am I the only one who has rampant converters surrounding me? It takes a lot of self control to not hurt them when they start telling me how wrong I am in my beliefs. How do they know? They haven't died. I wish they had, but no such luck.
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