I gave my notice today and told Dr. K that I will be joining him at the morgue come the 15th. TDC is thrilled but I still have a few doubts. At least I know I won't have to deal with as many whining women anymore. Word somehow got to Daniel that I was leaving and he suddenly decided that he likes me. Uhhh... come again? This is the same guy who has picked up on the fact that I am indeed a psychopath and probably in desperate need of some sort of psychological help. He is also the same guy I have turned on with what is considered a weapon numerous times and literally attacked once.
Needless to say I was taken aback. I'm not one that understands human mating rituals... the whole 'do you like me?' thing is very confusing. If I like you I don't curse you out and/or ignore you. It took him several times explaining to me what he meant before I realized he had a thing for me. He wants to date me... to fuck me. Hmmm... I don't think so Danny Boy. The only thing I want to do to you is stick a standard embalming needle through your carotid while you're still twitching. I asked him why he was even interested in me, since just a few days ago he was too afraid to be in the same room with me and he gave me a few reasons...
What is it about women with high self-esteem that turns men into love sick puppies?
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