So I went out stalking, er, I mean I went out for a walk this evening... I know, weird that I was walking instead of jogging or sprinting, right? There is a really good reason behind that. I find it difficult to scope out the area at higher speeds. To really get a good look at your surroundings there is nothing quite like a late night walk. You can see who leaves their windows open (read unlocked/easy access), who works nights, what cars are left unlocked, where they are usually parked, who has big fucking nasty-ass dogs etc...
I had a little fun, which has led me to the following question: is it a federal offense to steal mail AFTER someone has already read it? I know it is if you take it out of their mail box, but what about if you snatch it off their kitchen table? Or off their refrigerator? (Hypothetically of course... Who would actually do a B and E just for an awesome postcard she sees hanging on the fridge, come on.)
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