School Bus

I hate fucking school buses- with a passion. If they aren't driving 20 miles an hour under the speed limit their fucking flying down one lane roads, towards you. And fucking christ, they are ugly as hell. Fucking loaves of bread on wheels. And the color? Orangey-yellow that is reminiscent of squash soup that has been puked up all over the floor. I have a strong desire to drive a semi head-on into one and when they are sufficiently stopped, throw a molotov bomb into an open window and watch it explode... pieces of whiny snot nosed brats all over the road. Then stick around to enjoy the smell of burning bus and flesh.